The past couple of nights, I’ve been having upsetting/frustrating dreams.
Last night was no exception.
It is not a secret that I HATED high school (what, like 10 years ago, whatever). HATED. LAMENTED. DESPISED. I would often mope around, commenting, “If these are the best years of my life, I am fucked.” You get the gist of it.
I can’t really put my finger on exactly why I hated it so much, but I know a big part of it was my “major” and “teacher”.
Okay, I’ll explain that and then the dream will make more sense.
When I was 11, I was transferred to a Smrt Kids School where I met a very wonderful teacher who would foster my curiosity about music. I took up a number of instruments, included but not limited to: clarinet, bass clarinet, alto clarinet (still one of my favorite sounds), trumpet, flute, trombone, violin (that didn’t last) and finally saxophone. I had always loved the sax and I finally got the chance to play one. I taught myself over a the summer between sixth and seventh grade.
I was good. Damn good.
I did state contests and placed. I had high scores in the quartet divison… For 8th grade graduation, my parents purchased me a tenor sax and I named it Bob.
So I decided that I wanted to play saxophone for a living (“How Silly!” 1997 Stephanie would say to 1992 Stephanie) and I auditioned for the Peforming Arts High School. Remember the show “Fame”? Yup, that’s exactly what it was like. I got accepted.
It wasn’t until my senior year (and many talks with the principal) that the instrumental teacher finally learned that my name was NOT “Stacy Yuk”; which was not even close to my real name, BTW.
For a long while, I was the only girl in the sax section and (I think) because I wasn’t in Jazz Band, I got the crappiest instruments and was placed in third chair. (By tradition, Seniors got first chair, regardless of ability). I had my own horn but it wasn’t feasable to carry it to and from school… seeing as the case is about 2/3’s my size.
Sometime around Spring of my freshman year, I had grown tired of playing. I did not look forward to band. Sure, I had done musicals and even tried Dixieland (holy hell, that was a nightmare).
The displeasure grew and festered until my senior year when I activly counted down the days until graduation. My instructor didn’t care about me and I certianly didn’t care for him. I did what I had to do to graduate.
So now you have the background.
In my dream last night, I’m back in hell high school but as 2008Stephanie. I enter the theatre though the balcony door (which was reseved for orchestra members only) and see that there are four music stands and chairs. I have Bob with me and we take a seat. I open my case, assemble Bob and start warming up. Then my evil teacher enters. He tries to give me a trumpet score (as trumpets and tenors are in the same key) and I tell him that I am a saxophone player and he needs to give me saxophone music.
So he does. And it’s a for a C-tuned sax (tenors are tuned to Bb) (Soprano saxes are tuned to C and ET played soprano) (hmmmm).
Now I have to transpose between keys, which was another stumbling point in the day, and I can’t do it in my head. Especially at the tempo of which the piece was going. Bob’s honking and squeeking and the notes aren’t making sense and all I want to do is play. Just play. Show him that I can. That I’m better then him. That he didn’t break me (which he did).
After practice, I take my score and painstakingly transpose the score so I can read it. But I hid it in the C-tuned score.
All I end up doing is embarrasing myself and running out of the balcony.
So this morning I purchased four theory/technique/training books from half.com
Point taken.
Now stop with the nightmares.