Word-full Wednesday: 30 Days of Food in One.

18 05 2011

1) I have REALLY missed the clacking comfort of two-handed typing.

2) The Thing to do over on the Book of Faces is “30 days of music”. First, I can’t do anything for 30 days. I tried flossing for a month, I lasted a week. Secondly, I don’t have 30 days to do anything. There’s a mountain of laundry downstairs that would make Bear Grylls shudder.

And NNNOOO haters, it’s not all diapers, it’s 3-weeks of my laundry I’ve been going down and retrieving piece-by-piece on an as-needed basis.

Anyway, as much as I live music, I decided to do a little word swap.

Without further ado: 30 Days of Food in One Post
(I had to use some creative licensing here….)

Day 01 – Your favorite food

Day 02 – Your least favorite food
Beets. Freakin’ ew.

Day 03 – A food that makes you happy

Day 04 – A food that makes you sad

Day 05 – A food that reminds you of someone
Chicken Wings

Day 06 – A food that reminds you of somewhere

Day 07 – A food that reminds you of a certain event
Elephant Ears

Day 08 – A food that you can make without a recipe
Shit on a Shingle

Day 09 – A food that you can dance to
Peanut Butter Jelly!

Day 10 – A food that makes you fall asleep
Open-faced turkey sammich, on thick white bread with gravy and potatoes.

Day 11 – A food from your favorite department
Cauliflower (Produce)

Day 12 – A food from a department you hate
Pigs Feet (Processed/canned)

Day 13 – A food that is a guilty pleasure
Mac and Cheese. Homemade. With crumbly top.

Day 14 – A food that no one would expect you to love

Day 15 – A food that describes you
Chicken. As in an “Attribute”.

Day 16 – A food that you used to love but now hate
Circus Peanuts

Day 17 – A food that you often hear “buzzed about”

Day 18 – A food that you wish you heard “buzzed about”

Day 19 – A food from your favorite album
Tea for the Tillerman (not my “Favorite!” album, but I’m out of food related albums)

Day 20 – A food that you eat to when you’re angry
Chips (er, crisps….)

Day 21 – A food that you eat when you’re happy
Ice Cream! (though I eat it when I’m sad too)

Day 22 – A food that you eat when you’re sad
Popcorn (though I eat it when I’m happy too)

Day 23 – A food that you want to serve at your wedding
If I wasn’t already married and money wasn’t an object, Lobster.

Day 24 – A food that you want to serve at your funeral
Boston Creme Doughnuts

Day 25 – A food that makes you laugh
Cucumbers. Tee hee.

Day 26 – A food that you can play as an instrument
Conch (well, I don’t know that *I* could…)

Day 27 – A food that you wish you could play
Tuna Fish. You can tune a piano… 

Day 28 – A food that makes you feel guilty
Glorious, glorious cheese

Day 29 – A food from your childhood
Key Lime Pie

Day 30 – Your favorite food at this time last year
Sit-down/Dine-in Mexican.

(original idea here: http://tumblring.net/30-songs-in-30-days-list-for-your-tumblr/)

(Belated) Wordless Wednesday: Summer Toes!

12 05 2011




19 04 2011

I assure all of you in my blogcircle that I AM reading your posts.
Figured that most of you didn’t want me to bother with a comment like, “Rock on!” or “YEAH!” or “And then I ate a candle!” (if you do, let me know and I’ll make sure to comment on your posts)
That being said, most of my reading time involves doing something with my boobs, thus making it hard to type and do whatever it is at the same time. I have, however, become rather ambidextrous with my mousing!

Figured that most of my readership doesn’t want/need play-by-plays of my daily life (seeing as it pretty much revolves around poop and naps and making food for poop) or cares that I am spring cleaning to the nth. Rather than clog up your feeds and readers, it’s best to wait until something cool happens.

Oh, and I lost my job.

Right, that is all.

Wordless Wednesday: When Babies Attack

30 03 2011



Wordless Wednesday: Unnecessary Roughness

23 03 2011

(trying not to make him look like something out of an antique medical book)
(And I was squishing his cheeks)

(extreme close-up!)

(the return of) WTFFriday

11 03 2011

Dear Lady on the Train who was Painting Her Nails,
Who paints their nails on the TRAIN?!
I STILL have a headache.

Dear Pedestrians,
Just because you have the right-of-way doesn’t mean you get to walk like an ass.
Use the crosswalk.
Cross when you’re allowed.
Don’t dawdle.
Also, I don’t want to hit you any more than you want to be hit, so The Death Stare isn’t necessary.

Dear C-Section Scar,
If you’d stop hurting after I work out,  I could work out more.

Dear Mr. C,
If you’d stop putting your arm up to your elbow into your mouth, you wouldn’t throw up.
Just Sayin’.

Dear Mr. C’s Teeth,
You’re hurting my baby.
Show yourselves already.

Dear Lady Who is Always in Front of Me Wherever I Go,
Get your change, move aside.
Do not stand directly in front of the register and repack your bills and change into your wallet, put your wallet into your purse, close your purse, put your purse over your shoulder and take your bag.

Dear Beer,
How I loved and missed you.

Follow-Up Friday: Clumsy Momma in MS Paint

25 02 2011

Beh. I knew I should have done more scenes… Falling over the cords was one incident, then this:

(Yes, the cart/trolley wheel is supposed to be wonky)


(now, not that my store is that disorganized, but I didn’t feel like drawing 97000 cans/bags of cat food)

(and it’s not that Buffy & Kali eat THAT much, but Bailey has taken to snacking from their bowls, making us go through food 200% quicker)

Better now?