(the return of) WTFFriday

11 03 2011

Dear Lady on the Train who was Painting Her Nails,
Really?
WTF?
Who paints their nails on the TRAIN?!
I STILL have a headache.

Dear Pedestrians,
Just because you have the right-of-way doesn’t mean you get to walk like an ass.
Use the crosswalk.
Cross when you’re allowed.
Don’t dawdle.
Also, I don’t want to hit you any more than you want to be hit, so The Death Stare isn’t necessary.

Dear C-Section Scar,
If you’d stop hurting after I work out,  I could work out more.

Dear Mr. C,
If you’d stop putting your arm up to your elbow into your mouth, you wouldn’t throw up.
Just Sayin’.

Dear Mr. C’s Teeth,
You’re hurting my baby.
Show yourselves already.

Dear Lady Who is Always in Front of Me Wherever I Go,
Get your change, move aside.
Do not stand directly in front of the register and repack your bills and change into your wallet, put your wallet into your purse, close your purse, put your purse over your shoulder and take your bag.

Dear Beer,
How I loved and missed you.


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22 responses

11 03 2011
thedailydish

Damn, I am trying to put my change away as FAST AS I CAN. LOL!!

11 03 2011
Stephanie of Stopbouncing

step aside lady!!!!

11 03 2011
goingroundandround

I would add:
Dear elderly couple who stop and have a conversation while their cart is parked in the middle of every single aisle in the grocery store,
MOVE YOUR CART TO THE SIDE!! It’s not rocket surgery, and I know you would give me the stinkeye if I stood in the middle of the aisle yammering.

I totally agree with everything else you said. Well, except the beer one. I don’t like beer.

14 03 2011
Stephanie of Stopbouncing

Oh, doncha just love the look they give you too when you TOUCH their cart? mmmhhhhhmmm, loves me some supermarket drama!

11 03 2011
neuroaster

Um, how do you get a headache just from someone painting their nails on a train?

12 03 2011
Two Barking Dogs

the stuff stinks to high heaven .. it has volatile organic compounds in it. i think it does, anyway, the stuff is nasty!

13 03 2011
Stephanie of Stopbouncing

The SMELL!!!
That stuff reeks!

12 03 2011
lavenderbay

I’d rather see makeup being applied on the train than in the driver’s seat. Really.

13 03 2011
Stephanie of Stopbouncing

I sometimes do my makeup on the train because it doesn’t smell.

12 03 2011
daisyfae

oh, and let’s not forget the folks who sit at the drive-up ATM, after doing their monthly banking – depositing 10 checks – and put everything away in the purse/wallet/underwear before pulling forward.

13 03 2011
Stephanie of Stopbouncing

CRINGE.
OMG, you’re so right!
WHO is going to go into your car and take your slips? PULL AHEAD!

12 03 2011
Two Barking Dogs

shut up and just wait your turn, while I look for correct change in my oversized stuff bag without my glasses on, and … what? how much was that again?

13 03 2011
Stephanie of Stopbouncing

“here’s my change purse, just take out what you need.”

13 03 2011
Two Barking Dogs

Thanks. Do you have change for $5. Or can I borrow, 3 pennies? haha!

14 03 2011
Stephanie of Stopbouncing

I need that change in 2 singles for the bus, 7 quarters because I have to use the phone, 25 pennies to pay kids for rubbing my bunions, 15 dimes for that weird bubble gum machine that takes dimes and dispenses square gum and 8 nickles just to be a pain in the ass.
And don’t stack the change on the bills.
hurry up.

14 03 2011
Dolce

*cackle* WTFFriday returns.

14 03 2011
Stephanie of Stopbouncing

with a revenge plan… involving ankles.

14 03 2011
hisqueen

you cursed me…old lady in line at grocery store..only item..paper towels. looking for change, doesn’t get out the correct change, wants her towels double bagged in paper bag (because she takes the bus…lol to bus driver and other passengers)..short a dime..starts open purse to find change purse AGAIN..but girl tells her she has the dime..meanwhile..I pulled out my change purse..not yet emptied this week and give the girl the dime once the old lady moved 2 feet further to collect her bag. MOVE IT GRANDMA.. made the comment that I’ll be just like her in a few years..Hubby and cashier both said..PLEASE>>>NOOOO..

17 03 2011
Stephanie of Stopbouncing

white knuckles of rage.

17 03 2011
Tony McGurk

The nail painting on the train reminded me of when I saw a woman on the train once cutting her toenails. The clipped off nails were just flying off in any random direction that the clicky toenail cutters sent them. Possibly landing on the lap, in the hair etc of other commuters. How gross is that? Inconsiderate cow as someone could’ve lost an eyeball to a high speed toenail clipping.

17 03 2011
Stephanie of Stopbouncing

I actually screamed out loud at this.

my old boss used to cut his thick nails in his office, but yous takes the cake!

31 03 2011
connie

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! WTFF how I have missed thee! I am such a slack blogger these days!

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