Camping Tidbit, from the “I totally didn’t make this up” file:
While riding my bike to the non-outhouse restroom I passed a cabin with a woman walking a cat.
It was a black cat with a red harness and red lead. It was feverishly trying to get under the cabin.
No sooner do I refocus on the road (after a double take) then I damn near ran over a guy dressed as a pirate.
He came out from the woods in a satin-like ruffled shirt, red handkerchief around his head and artfully mangled cargo pants.
In his defense though, it was Saturday, which was “Talk Like A Pirate Day“.
please, stop bouncing
One Stupid Question Away from a Straightjacket
WINNER!
please, stop bouncing 
You should really be very careful when picking wild mushrooms.
okay, I almost had coffee come out of my nose.
pirates need vacation, too!
@S. Le I was about to say the same thing! LOL.
Exactly what was in that coffee? If he looked anything like Johnny Depp, I hope you fell off your bike and needed to be rescued.
oh. trust me. this guy was no hotness. In fact, what’s the opposite of hot? Gross? Hairy? Looking like he had a van of candy and puppies? Yeah, that last one.
I was just going to comment that it WAS talk like a pirate day! I guess you had that one covered already. At least you had a fun time and have stories to tell!
and if I had a quarter for everyone who was like “no way!” I’d have, 35 cents.
Walking a Black Cat???
Was she completely nuts???
Doesn’t she know she should have a Parrot on “Talk like a pirate day” not a cat. The silly cow!!!