If You’re Interested in Dreams…

19 05 2009

(stupid popcorn before bed, this is all your fault)

I dreamed that I was fired from my most-of-the-time fantastic job.
Grounds for Dismissal:  I didn’t look my age. Because I don’t look “seasoned”, clients were figuring the company was also green and, frankly, I was bad for business.
So the company went out and interviews candidates behind my back. “Emily” was supposed to be my age, but looked more of what the public thinks people my/our age should look like. Emily was ugly.
I cried and wailed and bawled my eyes out. My chest hurt, my eyes stung…
So I asked my co-worker to walk with me to the garden supply shop down the street (which, BTW, there totally isn’t around the office) and she explains that the company is letting me go due to budget constraints. And at this point, I ask if the company can fire one of my other co-workers instead.
Very sad, I end up at home. I think to myself that maybe it’s my blond hair that’s holding me back. So I take a box of brown dye and color my hair (with velcro rollers), only to find out I didn’t have enough dye and a chunk of my hair is still blond. Also, the bathroom where I am dying my hair is the bathroom in the house I grew up in.

Do blonds not have more fun?!?!

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Now playing: Massive Attack – TearDrop
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5 responses

19 05 2009
daisyfae

i tried blond once. hated it… redhead? much.more.fun!

19 05 2009
morethananelectrician

Switch to Nachos before bed…it could get more interesting!

20 05 2009
Tony

Weird dream. I dreamed last night that I was shopping in a mall & I somehow lost my pants & I was just in a t-shirt & undies. Everyone was looking at me saying”He’s got no pants on” there was no escape & nowhere to run to to get my pants. At least I didn’t end up with patchy coloured hair

20 05 2009
Stephanie of Stopbouncing

@ Tony: tee hee hee! When I dream of missing clothing items, I’m not as embarrassed as I should be…

20 05 2009
Dennis the Vizsla

Evidently blonds don’t have more fun in their dreams, anyway … 😉

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