Dear NWS,

6 04 2009

Dear NWS*,

Please note that your cheerleading at the end of our storm forecast (“… THE REGION IS FORTUNATE THAT OUR GROWING SEASON HAS YET TO BEGIN. ..”) does not help.
My daffodils, tulips, crocuses and hyacinths will be very upset at your assuming that they have not yet grown.
Yes, yes, I understand that trees without leaves weigh less then trees with leaves, thus reducing the chances of breaking branches, but my flowers are confused as it is; let alone having to explain it to the dog.

Sincerely,
Sick of Snow Stephanie

cc: Mother Nature

(For you outtatowners: National Weather Service)

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5 responses

6 04 2009
Dolce

I’d like the cold to stop too please. Thxbai.

6 04 2009
Dennis the Vizsla

Stephanie at Please, Stop Snowing …

6 04 2009
nat @ book, line, and sinker

Dear Stephanie:

We at the NWS appreciate you contacting us re: the weather. Sadly, we can do nothing about your complaint but will push it around to a bunch of departments.

In the meantime, go visit your pal CWG who is living it up in Florida. We can report that it was sunny and 78 there today.

Best Regards,
NWS

7 04 2009
Connie

In the balmy wonderful South…it was freezing!!! Curly should have rented a van and taken us all to Florida and we could lounge poolside and drink stuff with umbrellas in them.

8 04 2009
thedailydish

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHH!

PS: STuff it CURLZ.

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