Tales of Superbowl Woe…

2 02 2009

Someone told me that there was a football game on last night.
I was busy trying to drink away my inherited family.
Highlights included, but not limited to:

  • MIL standing rightinthedoorway when we arrived with a bag and large crockpot
  • Aunt staring me down while stating that “99 degrees is too hot for kids to be in a hot tub”  As if I am supposed to know this random fact.
  • Another Aunt asking why it was too hot and my reply “because it cooks their brains and then we feast!”.  I’m sure you can imagine the look THAT got.
  • Jock Jams
  • Realizing that a number of items on my iPod are from Jock Jams
  • Dial-up interwebs.  No, I’m not kidding.
  • DrunkenUncles dog continuously humping Steve’s leg
  • Under-5 child showing other Under-5 children where the cellar door is, followed by the strict warning not to open the door
  • Mispronunciation of “celery” (how? “sal-a-ree”)
  • Dry contacts
  • Another Aunt’s SUPER CREEPY boyfriend
  • That same aunt’s 14-year-old daughter sporting leopard velour pants with a cami and 3/4 of her bra sticking out. AT A FAMILY EVENT.
  • Frozen shrimp ring
  • Mass confusion over arrangements for family members to attend FRIDAY’S hockey game
  • Not winning squares
  • 2-1/2 year old pronouncing my name “Ta-eff-an-ee”.  Okay, that one was cute.
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5 responses

2 02 2009
Enna

“That same aunt’s 14-year-old daughter sporting leopard velour pants with a cami and 3/4 of her bra sticking out. AT A FAMILY EVENT. ”
Ewwwwwwwwwie.

SB: I know, right? We’re actually all surprised she’s not knocked up yet.

2 02 2009
morethananelectrician

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so glad we do not live near any family!!

sb- :p

2 02 2009
Stacy

Makes me think of a young Peg Bundy… not good for a 14 year old girl…

SB: Peggy is a classy lassy compared to Cousin.

2 02 2009
thegnukid

trying to drink away your inherited family?

i would have been chugging drinks until the pain stopped… which would likely be today.

SB: *twitch*

4 02 2009
Melissa the most awesome person you know oh yeah that's right

OMG, same one who wore pajama pants at SMSmas?

That same aunt’s 14-year-old daughter sporting leopard velour pants with a cami and 3/4 of her bra sticking out. AT A FAMILY EVENT.

SB: oh, it would be the same. crazy eyes.

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