In a perfect world, pants would be made for people for whom “regular” is too long and “short/petite” is too short.
Seeing as this is the real world, I am faced with either looking like there’s a flood coming in or like I was hacked off at the knees.
We went jeans shopping a few weeks ago and well, I can’t shop with him around.
So, knowing how blah the store makes me feel, I decided to see what the interwebs had for information.
And then, like a ray of light from the sky, google found Zafu.
I don’t know what a Zafu is nor do I care.
After inputting no embarrassing information (blood type, next of kin, hip size), zafu comes back with 36 (!!!) pairs of pants to try.
Armed with knowledge, I head to Kohl’s to experiment.
15 (!!!) pair* and a lot of tag scratches later, I found a winner. The lucky pair were the exact pair Zafu recommended.
Dear Levi’s 550, relaxed fit, I LOVE YOU.
*This, coming from a woman who has to try on every pair of pants; even if they are the same brand, model, wash…