* Steve: Do you think that Taylor Swift is related to Stephanie Swift?
(Note: Stephanie Swift is an asian porn actress)
* WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? What is a Paramore? What’s a “cast of Twilight”?
* Realization- Jonas Brothers:NKOTB (back in the day, natch)
* Who hasn’t made fun of GWBjr? Oh, that wrinkly old dude… he probably hasn’t.
* WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
* Why isn’t that “Million Dollar Man”, whoever he is, actually wearing pants? What’s the point? For serious.
* Where the VMAs always this freaking annoying? Oh. God. It’s because I’m “old” right? That Miley Cyrus, um, kid/tween/dressing-way-to-old-for-however-old-she-is, would totally put me in a home. A third-rate home.
I’m going to watch Scary Movie 4.