In what could potentially be my last mail-sorting day (provided Co-Worker is in all next week), The Boss decides to re-shift through the mail, you know, in case I’m too stupid to know what a check looks like.
The nice people at “Apple and Chocolate Company” (they don’t use “The” in their name, nor will I) sent us a “Business Gifts” catalog, which is actually chock-full of cute construction/workplace themed food goodies.
(On an related/unrelated note: I am planning on making cupcakes for the first day at The New Job. This ensures that people will have to come and talk to me. The cupcakes will be decorated with a construction theme of which I have not decided/determined/even-seen-outside-of-my-brain-yet.)
I’m flipping through the book and I’m like, ohhh, this is cute
Oh, and little construction chocolates!
Then I get to this…
A chocolate mop?!
Don’t put that in your mouth! You don’t know where that’s been!
And let’s not even discuss the problems these pieces raise.
(this was supposed to be a “commode” but apparently it’s not on the site anymore.)
Do tell, what disturbing or unnecessary promotional items have you been subjected to?