Dear Gentlemen Readers,
Take note of the following conversation. While to the male brain this may seem appropriate and/or funny, to the female brain, it is cause for launching a kitchen item across the house.
female: So, after I finally get the battery in my watch replaced [broken since early June], the MFers didn’t set the time right.
female: Yeah, so you know how I found out?
male, disinterested: how?
female: When I went to go pick up my prescription and they told me the pharmacy closes at 5. I look at my newly working watch and it’s three-thirty. BUT, it was actually four-thirty and the pharmacy was closed by the time I was done grocery shopping.
female, livid: Oh, yes, it IS hilarious that I’M NOT TAKING MY BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. HA HA HAHA!
male, turning back to homework: …
Again, joking about medications, especially ones that keep your wife from going crazy or becoming pregnant before the discussed time IS NOT FUNNY. NOT FUNNY.