Bad Taste?

It is in bad taste to post a huge sign by the coffee maker:
If it is before 10am, please make another pot of coffee.
I just got out of a headache inducing meeting (though I do feel WICKED smart) and I just want a FREAKING CUP OF COFFEE and there’s none.
WHO DOES THAT?!!?!
(sorry about the coffee [...]

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Coffee Pot = Copier?

Please note:
When you are finished with the copier, press the “clear” button.
I’d be willing to bet that you’re the same person who takes the last of the coffee.

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Really?

It’s one thing to not care about problems related to your account, it’s quite another to root around other peoples mailboxes.
Especially the bosses.
Just so you know.

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I Didn’t RSVP to a Pity Party!

There are some people I just don’t like talking to.
It’s not that they’re bad people, it’s that everything they say is gloom and doom, even when it’s something that’s not all gloom and doom.  Ya dig?
I.E.
Employee #1: “Hey there co-worker, how was your weekend?”
Employee #2: “Overdramatization of typical, yet tedious homeowner tasks.”
Employee #1:”Wow, sounds like [...]

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Dear Fellow Office Inhabitants

Dear Fellow Office Inhabitants,
It is 9:15am.
Will someone please explain to me why the coffee pot is empty?  Not only is it empty, it’s been rinsed out as if no one else will be drinking coffee today.

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Question for My Fellow Cuberats

(While I asked this in another post, I am reposting as it’s own post.  “say post again.” “post.”)
Dear Fellow Cuberats,
What makes it acceptable for an office person to be funny?
Why is it that some people (I’m talking about in the office environment) seem to be downright annoying instead of funny?
Is it delivery?
Is it something else?
Why [...]

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Due to Popular Demand

(I guess I didn’t realize how much my work mishaps interested people…)
A co-worker and I are walking outside, discussing the weather (it was a legit discussion!) and I hear a voice behind me talking as well.
It was mentioned that the parties ride had not arrived. I thought that there were two people behind us, so [...]

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Are People Really This Rude or am I Too Sensitive?

I am so totally confused.
Is it just me or had there been a major recent flux in the rudeness/obliviousness spectrum?
For example:
We have some one who does things, I’m sure with all good intentions, which create giant problems for others in the sphere.  It is quite a common occurrence and it’s like a trail of chaos [...]

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