A Quick Lesson in Common Office Items

To Whom It May Concern:
Ones desk does not qualify as an in-box when one has an in-box on his or her desk.
If you have an item which requires action, you may explain it to the actionee and then place it in the in-box.  If it’s something that does not require explanation (because it is either [...]

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Bad Taste?

It is in bad taste to post a huge sign by the coffee maker:
If it is before 10am, please make another pot of coffee.
I just got out of a headache inducing meeting (though I do feel WICKED smart) and I just want a FREAKING CUP OF COFFEE and there’s none.
WHO DOES THAT?!!?!
(sorry about the coffee [...]

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Due to Popular Demand

(I guess I didn’t realize how much my work mishaps interested people…)
A co-worker and I are walking outside, discussing the weather (it was a legit discussion!) and I hear a voice behind me talking as well.
It was mentioned that the parties ride had not arrived. I thought that there were two people behind us, so [...]

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… No, it Really Doesn’t…

I go to top off my coffee and there is half of a small cup.
Grumbling, I pour out my last-of-the-pot and proceed to make a new pot.
A co-worker walks up to me and comments, “Making another pot of coffee?”
I comment back, knowingly, “Yeah, whoever took the last cup didn’t leave enough for the next person, [...]

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Today’s Office Sanity Saver

What’s helping today:
Playing XM81-The System (which is techno-dancy) and trying to rearrange my desk supplies in time to “Confusion the Waitress” by Underworld.
So far so good.

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