Three Embarrassing Moments

1) After washing and drying my iPod (note, while unreadable, it still works), I was listening to it while tilling the yard this weekend.
It falls off my hip and onto the ground.  I pick it up and it’s “frozen”.  I’ve heard of this problem.  I start worrying.  I can’t even get it to turn off.  [...]

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Mystery Solved

If any/all of you have been wondering where my sense of wit comes from, perhaps this email banter will answer any questions.
(It’s worth mentioning that I live in Western New York and my parents live in southern Arizona and have been for the better part of four years)
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From: stephanie
To: Dad
Subject: Clothing to Goodwill
I’m knee deep [...]

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Due to Popular Demand

(I guess I didn’t realize how much my work mishaps interested people…)
A co-worker and I are walking outside, discussing the weather (it was a legit discussion!) and I hear a voice behind me talking as well.
It was mentioned that the parties ride had not arrived. I thought that there were two people behind us, so [...]

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Nemmie Behavior

Despite the affection for “soft rock” station and it’s lies about more variety, my coworker and I get along pretty well.
We share a common confusion about Nemmie and Nemmie Behavior.
For example, Nemmie often wanders into the conference room.   When no one is in there.  Due to the angle of our seats, we can’t see what [...]

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It’s a fact.

It’s a fact.
Everyone poops.
Sometimes people have to poop at work.
Most people have done this at least once.
Pooping is natural and, more often then not, stinky.
This, however, does not make it acceptable, or necessary, for you to dispense approximately half of a can of “floral essence” after you finish your business.

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I usually don’t post things like videos, but this is funny (I think)

Found this over on cracked.com
It starts a bit slow, but once facebook shows up, good times.
Enjoy.

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Bailey is Special…

To foster learning the adorable trick of hiding, the dog trick book suggested to put a sticky-note or something that will make your dog want to scratch it’s face.
So I find some stickies and press one on the side of Bailey’s lip.  She looks confused.  She stares with her telekinetic ways towards the pouch of [...]

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Nat.Geo. Comes to the Office

Our fax doesn’t ring, but it’s quite loud when it prints.  If you’re waiting for as fax, you can just listen for the whirrrr-click-click-click and walk to the machine.
Imagine, for a moment, that Nemmie is a hawk and the fax machine is a stuffed bunny.

This is what happens 9 out of 10 faxes.
Not that that [...]

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What I Learned This Weekend

What I Learned This Weekend, By Stephanie.
Labatt Max Ice may sound like a good idea, but it’s really not and it will lead to a lost weekend.
When people ask you where you found that beer and you start off by saying, “In the back of the cooler at the gas station”, you should transport yourself [...]

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srsly?

When I started working in an office, the copiers I used would be considered archaic by many; not quite a Gutenberg or a hand crank ditto machine (which I believe were phased out sometime in my middle school days… I must look up to see how the figures play out for the number of kids [...]

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