Creature Comforts

Summer in this area is very humid.  Very humid.  Did I say it was humid?  Because it is.
Steve works in a manufacturing plant and I work in an office.
We’re driving to dinner and he comments that the neighbors have their AC on.  A little while later he mentions that I don’t have the AC on [...]

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I Only Play Stupid

We’re driving to a friends house for some Memorial Day antics.
him: so I found the [golf] driver I want.
me: I know.
him: Nooooooo, I told you about last years model and this years is out and it’s only $50 dollars more.
me: so you’re telling me that instead of spending $X, you want to spend ($x+$50).
him: Uh.  [...]

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Probably the Best Conversation I’ll Have All Day

Chances are that the best convesations I have on a daily basis are between The Beans and me.
(The Beans=Bailey=The Dog, FYI)

This morning, I was “meh”-ey and she can tell.  She brought me my favorite toy (and yes, she does know some of her toys and provided she has not chosen the toy to play with, [...]

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I Didn’t RSVP to a Pity Party!

There are some people I just don’t like talking to.
It’s not that they’re bad people, it’s that everything they say is gloom and doom, even when it’s something that’s not all gloom and doom.  Ya dig?
I.E.
Employee #1: “Hey there co-worker, how was your weekend?”
Employee #2: “Overdramatization of typical, yet tedious homeowner tasks.”
Employee #1:”Wow, sounds like [...]

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The Televison Drama: Part Two

me: So while you’re buying a TV, I think that I’ll head over to Olive Garden and have a martini.
him, hurt: What?  Why?  You don’t want to go shopping with me?
me: Let me tell you what’s going to happen.  You’re going to go to do on-line research, then go Circuit City, look at two or three [...]

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