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Ode to my Scale
I am so sorry
fighting for very long
again we are friends
Ode to J.W. Dundee’s Octoberfest
You are so tasty
enjoy in moderation
woke up with headache
Ode to “Futurama: Beast with a Billion Backs”
Beer makes me talky
Melissa missed out on you
Try again later
Ode to Bailey
What is your problem
You ate my new pattern
Ignoring you, hard
Ode to the Cats
Seriously
Where are you putting your food
I just fed you guys
Ode to the Lady in Front of me At Buffalo Coffee Roasters, Who CLEARLY had not Been to a Self-Serve Coffee Shop Her Entire Life, Even Though She Looked to be About Sixty
Get out of my way
Do not stand in front of urn
I need that coffee
Please note:
When you are finished with the copier, press the “clear” button.
I’d be willing to bet that you’re the same person who takes the last of the coffee.
Dear Fellow Office Inhabitants,
It is 9:15am.
Will someone please explain to me why the coffee pot is empty? Not only is it empty, it’s been rinsed out as if no one else will be drinking coffee today.
It’s not even eight and I’m already plotting my attack(s) on the coffee pot based on who has already been in the kitchenette.
(I’ll be working on a post of why I’m so cranky after I get caught up on work, I’m the only Admin in today…)
Round 1: 8:02am- Success. Full pot of coffee.
I go to top off my coffee and there is half of a small cup.
Grumbling, I pour out my last-of-the-pot and proceed to make a new pot.
A co-worker walks up to me and comments, “Making another pot of coffee?”
I comment back, knowingly, “Yeah, whoever took the last cup didn’t leave enough for the next person, so I’m making a pot.”
“Well, I make the first pot of the morning so it evens out.” and away they go.
Seriously, have you never worked with other people before?
Peeps is sayin'