Long Overdue, Friday Haikus

Ode to my Scale
I am so sorry
fighting for very long
again we are friends
Ode to J.W. Dundee’s Octoberfest
You are so tasty
enjoy in moderation
woke up with headache
Ode to “Futurama: Beast with a Billion Backs”
Beer makes me talky
Melissa missed out on you
Try again later
Ode to Bailey
What is your problem
You ate my new pattern
Ignoring you, hard
Ode to the Cats
Seriously
Where [...]

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Coffee Pot = Copier?

Please note:
When you are finished with the copier, press the “clear” button.
I’d be willing to bet that you’re the same person who takes the last of the coffee.

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Dear Fellow Office Inhabitants

Dear Fellow Office Inhabitants,
It is 9:15am.
Will someone please explain to me why the coffee pot is empty?  Not only is it empty, it’s been rinsed out as if no one else will be drinking coffee today.

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State of the Union

It’s not even eight and I’m already plotting my attack(s) on the coffee pot based on who has already been in the kitchenette.
(I’ll be working on a post of why I’m so cranky after I get caught up on work, I’m the only Admin in today…)
Round 1: 8:02am- Success.  Full pot of coffee.

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… No, it Really Doesn’t…

I go to top off my coffee and there is half of a small cup.
Grumbling, I pour out my last-of-the-pot and proceed to make a new pot.
A co-worker walks up to me and comments, “Making another pot of coffee?”
I comment back, knowingly, “Yeah, whoever took the last cup didn’t leave enough for the next person, [...]

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