On One Hand…

While people annoy me, they also remind me to take my medication so I don’t go bezerker.

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Note to Self: #32

Self:
When you have kid(s) and you’re at the grocery store and the kid(s) is screaming for another rip of cheese, PLEASE, pull into an aisle or off to the side before finding the deli bag in the cart, opening the bag, ripping off a piece of cheese and making sure the “good baby” has gummed [...]

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… No, it Really Doesn’t…

I go to top off my coffee and there is half of a small cup.
Grumbling, I pour out my last-of-the-pot and proceed to make a new pot.
A co-worker walks up to me and comments, “Making another pot of coffee?”
I comment back, knowingly, “Yeah, whoever took the last cup didn’t leave enough for the next person, [...]

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An Inconvenient Truth

I slide over to my coworker, “Dude, he POINTS with this middle finger.”
“I don’t really think he was pointing.”
“Neither do I.”

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