I can’t believe I forgot to tell you!
Guess who ran at the gym yesterday?!
No.
No.
Try again.
No.
There you go! That’s right! I RAN YESTERDAY.

Now, I am not claiming that I ran for twenty minutes. Nor did I run for ten minutes. I may have ran for five minutes, it was probably more like three, BUT I ran!
Ah, for the interval, you make me feel like less of a loaf.

Note: due to my 14-year-old ankle injury, scoliosis as a kid, lack of coordination and localized clumsiness, I feel like I can’t run without looking like I’m having a seizure.