Survey Says

With the weekend so close I can practically taste it if it wasn’t for feeling like I ate a bag of cotton last night (who knows, I may have), I’m curious…

What thing do you do “the morning after” that your friends think is weird?

I for one, can say that  obscene amount of milk (skim, thank you) often helps.
If things are really bad, I need Miracle Toast.  The miracle is not vomiting in the toast slots and actually getting off the sofa to retrieve said toast.  There is nothing else special about Miracle Toast.  It’s just plain toast.
Sometimes I need Mighty Taco.

What helps you through the morning after?

Fashion Industry, Why Must you Smite Me?

Dear Clothing Retailers,

Please explain how you figure out what size clothing to buy.
For example, why can’t I find Levi’s 529 in a 6 short?  Why does Kohl’s carry different lines for petites then it does for misses; there’s a skirt I REALLY wanted and it only came in petite large or extra large.

And designers, please explain how you decide to discontinue an otherwise essential product.
For example, why does HUE not make men’s socks anymore?  Liz. & Co., why are you not making full length jeans anymore?

I have scoured hte internets for these items with no luck.

Being closer to 30 then otherwise, I am way too old to have my buttcrack hanging out of jeans.  And I am too young to be dressing like my mom (sorry mom…).  Where can I find a sandal that isn’t a wedge, cork and/or doesn’t make me look like a cheap whore?

And Daisy Fuentes, I expected more from you.  If anyone would understand the backside, I thought it would be you.  Well, and maybe JLo.

While I understand that styles rapidly change, WHY cant’ I get a 3/4 sleeve shirt in March, shorts in July or a sweater in Janurary?

Let’s not even talk about what I came to work in today.  It was a short night.